Kiki & Lala

Rocio-ism 26

Posted on: April 11, 2012

As you know, my not-so-little girl now knows about the birds and the bees. I kept it as simple as possible but I recently realized I was still using baby words to describe bodily parts.

Rocio is quite the Instagram fanatic. Two days ago, she “liked” a picture her older cousin had posted. It was a doodle of a stick figure man pointing at a penis (not his own) and the word “penis” itself floating somewhere on the page.

Lala: Rocio, why did you like this?
Rocio: I thought it was cute…
Lala: Do you know what it is?
Rocio: It’s a man pointing at a key or something…
Lala: There’s a word here… can you read it?
Rocio: (peers over to iPhone)… peen…uhs…?
Lala: Right! Do you know what a penis is?
Rocio: No.
Lala: It’s the scientific word for a guys’ birdie, OK? You need to know that.
Rocio: OK
Lala: And the scientific name for a girl’s poochie is “vagina”, OK?
Rocio: Mmhhhmm…
Lala: OK, so what’s the scientific name for a guy’s birdie?
Rocio: Penis?
Lala: Good! And what’s the scientific name for a girl’s poochie?
Rocio: (pauses and thinks) Uhm… I forgot… a puh-jankha?

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I was laugh-crying my eyes out!!!

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4 Responses to "Rocio-ism 26"

Hahahahahaha – This is heeelaryas! We now have a new name for it…She is growing waaay tooo fast!

at the mall earlier today, she desperately need to pee.
when we finally got to the toilet and she was able to relieve herself, i could hear her in the cubicle saying, “allelujah… my puh-jankha feels sooo much better!” – hahahahaha!

yes we have a new name for it…

Hahahahaha! I love it!

Well, junk is another name for genitalia so it does make sense LOL

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